Aha i saw this video in a comment on another HN thread this week: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49791117 Avoiding the babbling-idiot failure in a time-triggered communication system
The full talk seems to be at https://au.cloud.panopto.eu/Panopto/Pages/Viewer.aspx?id=fe0..., but with a confusing interface (text chat flying by at speed, and no actual video of Alan, though you do get a prolonged view of a whiteboard). Maybe there's another copy that exists or will show up somewhere?
Yes it's a pretty klunky interface. Easy to miss that there are multiple camera icons to the right of the time slider, and you can switch to see different feeds like the speaker or their slides. It's still kind of hit or miss with some of the speakers, but at least Alan got a chance to test things out and debug all the glitches before his talk, so he didn't end up repeatedly interrupting himself!
Here is the full list of links from the video description to other related and interesting topics.
I can highly recommend smoking a joint and watching James "Doctor Chaos" Crutchfield's "Space-Time Dynamics in Video Feedback" film, which he made at UC Santa Cruz in 1984, building on Ralph Abraham's video feedback experiments there in the 1970s:
Alvin Lucier wrote other highly interesting, if unconventional works, although similar to John Cage's 4'33", this is the one that achieved meme status as conceptual art.
Did he though? TMK Shannon did specifically not give a way to deal with noisy channels, no. He invented a way to quantify what could be sent on a noisy channel if you figure out the optimal way to do it. This is very similar to "no matter what you figure out about faster travel, you can't go faster than light in a vacuum".
Calculating the limit is easy with Shannon's theorem. Approaching it in practice is hard.
> Calculating the limit is easy with Shannon's theorem. Approaching it in practice is hard.
Many modern modulations already operate basically on Shannon's limit for a given band/SNR. Well, on raw data, the encoding almost always use some kind of error correction so the decoded bitrate is few % lower than the wire one
That’s understating the importance of the error coding. The modulation scheme is almost a side show, it’s the modern error coding algorithms (LDPC or Turbo coding) that allows you to get arbitrary close to the Shannon limit.
The way I've understood it is Shannon showed that it's possible to reliably send a signal even if you know the signal will get corrupted before arriving at the other end.
Shannon's theory is foundational to modern communication systems. You can expect to have WiFi remain functional even as other devices use the same medium. Up to a point, the Shannon limit in other words.
My favorite part was how Google's speech to text transcriptions censored the word "fuck" to "[__]", adding another layer of censorship noise and interpretation to the mix.
And how the conference's real time speech to text transcription would occasionally lapse into Danish, and say things like "We will eat your hands".
It would have been kind of great to see an OOP language with Alan's design, but with a better syntax. I dislike smalltalk syntax. Barely anyone uses smalltalk today.
Even then, we'd also have an OOP language to be really really fast. Otherwise people will just use C.
Java itself is too verbose and has a rather boring OOP model.
How about Elixir and Erlang? They do pretty much exactly what Kay preaches.
Interestingly, the OO model that Wirth and Gutknecht implemented in the Oberon system corresponds better to Kay's message-based vision than Smalltalk-80. Wirth arrived here not by trying to emulate biology, but by trying to avoid the V-Table.
Java implemented the Simula 67 object model, confirmed e.g. by a 2017 Gosling lecture (as did early C++ and Smalltalk-80 to a significant degree).
> Interestingly, the OO model that Wirth and Gutknecht implemented in the Oberon system corresponds better to Kay's message-based vision than Smalltalk-80. Wirth arrived here not by trying to emulate biology, but by trying to avoid the V-Table.
That's interesting! what did they do that corresponded better?
In contrast to the "usual" (i.e. Simula 67 based) OO approach, Wirth avoided virtual methods in his Oberon language, but instead used type extension (i.e. inheritance) to declare specialized message records (as the replacement to variant records of Pascal and Modula) which were handled by procedure-typed fields of record variables (i.e. objects) using polymorphic dispatch based on the dynamic message type. The intention was not to "correspond better" to Kay's vision (Wirth likely didn't know Kay nor was he interested in his visions), but he arrived at a similar design from a different motivation. And the analogy only holds when considering what Kay and team actually implemented (i.e. "message delivery" - a record in case of Oberon, a stream of tokens in case of Smalltalk-72 - via synchronous call semantics). Smalltalk-80 instead implemented compiled virtual methods and table-based polymorphic dispatch like Simula 67, just with a dynamically typed language.
Self took the path of removing things instead of changing the syntax. It kept Smalltalk's keyword message syntax, made even smaller (no assignment syntax, variables are just slots you send messages to), and took away the classes. Only objects remain, and they inherit directly from other objects. Then Randy Smith and John Maloney gave it a visual syntax: in the Self environment you program by direct manipulation of live objects, opening outliners and editing their slots, so the environment is the syntax and the text is mostly incidental.
Your speed point is answered by the same work. Craig Chambers, David Ungar and Urs Holzle's compiler for Self (customization, inline caches, adaptive recompilation) was so fast that the technology went on to HotSpot and V8, and those ideas are why Java and JavaScript are fast today. Removing the classes made the language simpler, and the simpler language turned out to be easier to make fast.
Then David Ungar, Harold Ossher and Doug Kimelman at IBM took the next thing away. Korz removes the objects and leaves the slots. A program is a flat sea of slots that belong to nothing. Each slot has a guard on named dimensions, and a message is sent in a context of dimension:coordinate bindings, mostly carried implicitly down the call chain the way "this" is in OO languages. The receiver is demoted to one ordinary dimension (rcvr) among any number, dispatch is symmetric over the whole context, the most specific matching slot runs, and a tie is an error.
The syntax is the least interesting part. The prototype was an interpreter written in Self, and the paper's examples look roughly like JavaScript with guards in front:
The semantics are the interesting part. The second pop is more specific, so it wins whenever the context says assertions: true. main() turns assertions on, and not one line of code in between mentions them: the binding flows down implicitly to every send underneath. You've added a new dimension of variation to a running program without touching anything between the top and the bottom. No layers, no aspects, no Visitor pattern.
If that sounds familiar, it's the same thing as Lisp Machine Flavors' before and after daemons, or CLOS's :before, :after and :around methods, or plain old subclassing: override a method, do some extra stuff first, call super (or call-next-method), then do some more stuff after. The more specific method gets the first crack at it, and decides whether and when the less specific methods run.
Korz just models that as slots with guards. The checking pop does its checks, then re-sends pop with assertions: false, which no longer matches its own guard, so the plain pop runs. Method combination isn't a language feature you need a MOP to change, it's a pattern you write with ordinary dispatch. (What "super" should mean in Korz is still an open question, since there's no class or owner object to be "super" relative to.)
Guards are simple: for each dimension, a slot can ignore it, require it to be bound (binding its value as a parameter), or require its coordinate to be or inherit from a given coordinate, like assertions <= true or rcvr <= stack. Coordinates are objects with parents, so "<=" means "is or inherits from", not numeric less-than, and matching a constant is just the case of a coordinate with no children. No arbitrary predicates, so no Pascal-style ranges like 10 < x < 20, unless you make a coordinate for the range and have its members inherit from it.
And "object" doesn't disappear, it becomes subjective. Group the slots by rcvr and you see ordinary objects. Group them by assertions and you see the checking layer. Group them by user and you see one person's view of the whole system. Same sea of slots, different cuts, and no cut is the privileged one. The name comes from Korzybski: the map is not the territory.
Korz is multi-dimensional. Procedural programming is zero-dimensional, and object-oriented programming is one-dimensional (the implicit receiver parameter, usually spelled self, this, or rcvr), so both are the special cases 0 and 1 of Korz. Korz can dispatch on any number of parameters, none of them special like self or this, and the guards on the slots decide which slot is the most specific one to dispatch to.
So a Self program is just a Korz program that happens to use only one dimension, called rcvr. Objects are subjective and assemble dynamically depending on how you're looking at them (the coordinates of the dimensions), and in the special case of single dispatch on rcvr, everything looks like an object.
Call it the faith of our fathers. Kristen Nygaard and Ole-Johan Dahl gave us classes in Simula. Alan Kay gave us objects sending messages in Smalltalk. Claude Shannon had already given us a sender, a channel and a receiver, and object-oriented programming made the receiver the one privileged thing every message is about. David Ungar and Randall Smith took away the classes in Self. Then Ungar, Ossher and Kimelman took away the receiver in Korz.
Which makes it a lot like Philip K. Dick's "Faith of Our Fathers" (Dangerous Visions, 1967). The Party keeps everyone docile with hallucinogens, so everyone sees the same benign human Leader on TV. Tung Chien gets an anti-hallucinogen from a street vendor and sees what the Leader actually is, and it isn't a man. The reversal is that the shared view was the drugged one, and when he meets the underground, it turns out that each of them saw something different.
There's no single true form, just what each viewer brings. Single dispatch is the stuff in the water: it makes everybody see the same objects. Korz is the antidote, and what an object looks like depends on the coordinates you're looking from. In Dick's afterword he quotes John Scotus Erigena, from AD 840: "We do not know what God is. God Himself does not know what He is because He is not anything." A Korz object isn't anything either, until a context gathers its slots.
That's also why you don't need things like the Visitor pattern, which is a kludge for the fact that you can only dispatch on one parameter. Multiple dispatch is something some object systems support, like Common Lisp's CLOS and its MOP, but Korz takes it all the way and has no special case for self/this/rcvr.
The Finest Object System You've Never Heard Of: "The Common Lisp Object System is the finest object system in existence, and I bet you've never even heard of it."
Why would you want multiple dispatch? The Margolus neighborhood for block cellular automata is a great example. Rules apply to all four rotations of a block of four cells, so the neighborhood is Center, Clockwise, CounterClockwise, and Opposite, instead of just one self. You can write elegant, concise rules that way, and the compiler can produce efficient code or lookup tables.
I've had success applying the ideas from Self to a file system based object system for LLM orchestrated simulations (moollm). Then David Ungar told me about Korz, which totally blew my mind and made me rethink a lot of things -- but it's beautifully backwards compatible with what I've been doing with Self.
Here are some notes on applying Korz to cellular automata (with neighborhood and time dimensions), and to adventure game parsers and simulators like Zork (with direct object, verb, indirect object, location, and player dimensions). David Ungar assured me Zork is only coincidentally an anagram of Korz, but it's too sweet a coincidence to pass up, because Korz is really useful for elegantly modeling that kind of stuff.
This is a great post, thanks. I've been following prototype systems since I first logged into lambdamoo in 91, and Self is an old intellectual muse of mine but this is the first time I'd seen Korz.
You might be interested in my lang/environment "mica" which attacks this same dimension of problems from a relational/datalog angle and then makes object/prototype identity hopefully emergent out of that: https://github.com/timbran-project/mica -- relational dispatch feels like a broadening of multiple dispatch.
I feel like I may have ended up at a similar place as Korz without realizing it. I will need to dig into this paper.
Speaking also of multiple dispatch and prototypes, there's also this paper from an old acquaintance: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~aldrich/courses/819/salzman-pmd.pdf which I used to find interesting (and built my first version of "mica" back then around the idea).
This place being well-known now for the prohibition on "shallow dismissals", I think it'd be great if we brought back the rule against submissions that are merely "shallowly interesting" (which is frankly something that this, er... "performance"* doesn't even qualify as):
* hard to read this characterization and see it as anything other than the product of unvarnished, I-want-to-believe (that Emperor is wearing magnificent robes) hero worship
Aha i saw this video in a comment on another HN thread this week: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49791117 Avoiding the babbling-idiot failure in a time-triggered communication system
The full talk seems to be at https://au.cloud.panopto.eu/Panopto/Pages/Viewer.aspx?id=fe0..., but with a confusing interface (text chat flying by at speed, and no actual video of Alan, though you do get a prolonged view of a whiteboard). Maybe there's another copy that exists or will show up somewhere?
Yes it's a pretty klunky interface. Easy to miss that there are multiple camera icons to the right of the time slider, and you can switch to see different feeds like the speaker or their slides. It's still kind of hit or miss with some of the speakers, but at least Alan got a chance to test things out and debug all the glitches before his talk, so he didn't end up repeatedly interrupting himself!
Here is the full list of links from the video description to other related and interesting topics.
I can highly recommend smoking a joint and watching James "Doctor Chaos" Crutchfield's "Space-Time Dynamics in Video Feedback" film, which he made at UC Santa Cruz in 1984, building on Ralph Abraham's video feedback experiments there in the 1970s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Kn3djJMCE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_P._Crutchfield
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Abraham_(mathematician)
Kristen Nygaard 100 Years, Celebration Symposium (Aarhus University, Aug 27 2026):
https://cs.au.dk/nygaard100years/celebration
Entire Nygaard Symposium Recording (Alan Kay's talk begins at 3:27:49):
https://au.cloud.panopto.eu/Panopto/Pages/Viewer.aspx?id=fe0...
Alan Kay:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Kay
Claude Shannon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Shannon
Information Theory:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_theory
Noisy-Channel Coding Theorem:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noisy-channel_coding_theorem
Audio Feedback:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audio_feedback
Video Feedback:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_feedback
Live Looping: The History And The Practice, by Stephen Garza:
http://computermusic2008.wikidot.com/live-looping:history-an...
I Am Sitting in a Room:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Sitting_in_a_Room
Alvin Lucier on "I am sitting in a room":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9XJWBZBzq4
Alvin Lucier wrote other highly interesting, if unconventional works, although similar to John Cage's 4'33", this is the one that achieved meme status as conceptual art.
Did he though? TMK Shannon did specifically not give a way to deal with noisy channels, no. He invented a way to quantify what could be sent on a noisy channel if you figure out the optimal way to do it. This is very similar to "no matter what you figure out about faster travel, you can't go faster than light in a vacuum".
Calculating the limit is easy with Shannon's theorem. Approaching it in practice is hard.
> Calculating the limit is easy with Shannon's theorem. Approaching it in practice is hard.
Many modern modulations already operate basically on Shannon's limit for a given band/SNR. Well, on raw data, the encoding almost always use some kind of error correction so the decoded bitrate is few % lower than the wire one
That’s understating the importance of the error coding. The modulation scheme is almost a side show, it’s the modern error coding algorithms (LDPC or Turbo coding) that allows you to get arbitrary close to the Shannon limit.
Fair distinction
Can someone please explain to me what this is all about?
The way I've understood it is Shannon showed that it's possible to reliably send a signal even if you know the signal will get corrupted before arriving at the other end.
Shannon's theory is foundational to modern communication systems. You can expect to have WiFi remain functional even as other devices use the same medium. Up to a point, the Shannon limit in other words.
I've added an explanation to the toptext which is taken from a comment by DonHopkins, who recorded (but did not submit) the video: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49622607.
Hopefully Don won't mind!
My favorite part was how Google's speech to text transcriptions censored the word "fuck" to "[__]", adding another layer of censorship noise and interpretation to the mix.
And how the conference's real time speech to text transcription would occasionally lapse into Danish, and say things like "We will eat your hands".
I can't wait for the autotune remix of this.
It would have been kind of great to see an OOP language with Alan's design, but with a better syntax. I dislike smalltalk syntax. Barely anyone uses smalltalk today.
Even then, we'd also have an OOP language to be really really fast. Otherwise people will just use C.
Java itself is too verbose and has a rather boring OOP model.
How about Elixir and Erlang? They do pretty much exactly what Kay preaches.
Interestingly, the OO model that Wirth and Gutknecht implemented in the Oberon system corresponds better to Kay's message-based vision than Smalltalk-80. Wirth arrived here not by trying to emulate biology, but by trying to avoid the V-Table.
Java implemented the Simula 67 object model, confirmed e.g. by a 2017 Gosling lecture (as did early C++ and Smalltalk-80 to a significant degree).
> Interestingly, the OO model that Wirth and Gutknecht implemented in the Oberon system corresponds better to Kay's message-based vision than Smalltalk-80. Wirth arrived here not by trying to emulate biology, but by trying to avoid the V-Table.
That's interesting! what did they do that corresponded better?
In contrast to the "usual" (i.e. Simula 67 based) OO approach, Wirth avoided virtual methods in his Oberon language, but instead used type extension (i.e. inheritance) to declare specialized message records (as the replacement to variant records of Pascal and Modula) which were handled by procedure-typed fields of record variables (i.e. objects) using polymorphic dispatch based on the dynamic message type. The intention was not to "correspond better" to Kay's vision (Wirth likely didn't know Kay nor was he interested in his visions), but he arrived at a similar design from a different motivation. And the analogy only holds when considering what Kay and team actually implemented (i.e. "message delivery" - a record in case of Oberon, a stream of tokens in case of Smalltalk-72 - via synchronous call semantics). Smalltalk-80 instead implemented compiled virtual methods and table-based polymorphic dispatch like Simula 67, just with a dynamically typed language.
Self took the path of removing things instead of changing the syntax. It kept Smalltalk's keyword message syntax, made even smaller (no assignment syntax, variables are just slots you send messages to), and took away the classes. Only objects remain, and they inherit directly from other objects. Then Randy Smith and John Maloney gave it a visual syntax: in the Self environment you program by direct manipulation of live objects, opening outliners and editing their slots, so the environment is the syntax and the text is mostly incidental.
Your speed point is answered by the same work. Craig Chambers, David Ungar and Urs Holzle's compiler for Self (customization, inline caches, adaptive recompilation) was so fast that the technology went on to HotSpot and V8, and those ideas are why Java and JavaScript are fast today. Removing the classes made the language simpler, and the simpler language turned out to be easier to make fast.
https://selflanguage.org/
Then David Ungar, Harold Ossher and Doug Kimelman at IBM took the next thing away. Korz removes the objects and leaves the slots. A program is a flat sea of slots that belong to nothing. Each slot has a guard on named dimensions, and a message is sent in a context of dimension:coordinate bindings, mostly carried implicitly down the call chain the way "this" is in OO languages. The receiver is demoted to one ordinary dimension (rcvr) among any number, dispatch is symmetric over the whole context, the most specific matching slot runs, and a tie is an error.
The syntax is the least interesting part. The prototype was an interpreter written in Self, and the paper's examples look roughly like JavaScript with guards in front:
The semantics are the interesting part. The second pop is more specific, so it wins whenever the context says assertions: true. main() turns assertions on, and not one line of code in between mentions them: the binding flows down implicitly to every send underneath. You've added a new dimension of variation to a running program without touching anything between the top and the bottom. No layers, no aspects, no Visitor pattern.If that sounds familiar, it's the same thing as Lisp Machine Flavors' before and after daemons, or CLOS's :before, :after and :around methods, or plain old subclassing: override a method, do some extra stuff first, call super (or call-next-method), then do some more stuff after. The more specific method gets the first crack at it, and decides whether and when the less specific methods run.
Korz just models that as slots with guards. The checking pop does its checks, then re-sends pop with assertions: false, which no longer matches its own guard, so the plain pop runs. Method combination isn't a language feature you need a MOP to change, it's a pattern you write with ordinary dispatch. (What "super" should mean in Korz is still an open question, since there's no class or owner object to be "super" relative to.)
Guards are simple: for each dimension, a slot can ignore it, require it to be bound (binding its value as a parameter), or require its coordinate to be or inherit from a given coordinate, like assertions <= true or rcvr <= stack. Coordinates are objects with parents, so "<=" means "is or inherits from", not numeric less-than, and matching a constant is just the case of a coordinate with no children. No arbitrary predicates, so no Pascal-style ranges like 10 < x < 20, unless you make a coordinate for the range and have its members inherit from it.
And "object" doesn't disappear, it becomes subjective. Group the slots by rcvr and you see ordinary objects. Group them by assertions and you see the checking layer. Group them by user and you see one person's view of the whole system. Same sea of slots, different cuts, and no cut is the privileged one. The name comes from Korzybski: the map is not the territory.
Korz: Simple, Symmetric, Subjective, Context-Oriented Programming (Onward! 2014):
https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/2661136.2661147
Korz is multi-dimensional. Procedural programming is zero-dimensional, and object-oriented programming is one-dimensional (the implicit receiver parameter, usually spelled self, this, or rcvr), so both are the special cases 0 and 1 of Korz. Korz can dispatch on any number of parameters, none of them special like self or this, and the guards on the slots decide which slot is the most specific one to dispatch to.
So a Self program is just a Korz program that happens to use only one dimension, called rcvr. Objects are subjective and assemble dynamically depending on how you're looking at them (the coordinates of the dimensions), and in the special case of single dispatch on rcvr, everything looks like an object.
Call it the faith of our fathers. Kristen Nygaard and Ole-Johan Dahl gave us classes in Simula. Alan Kay gave us objects sending messages in Smalltalk. Claude Shannon had already given us a sender, a channel and a receiver, and object-oriented programming made the receiver the one privileged thing every message is about. David Ungar and Randall Smith took away the classes in Self. Then Ungar, Ossher and Kimelman took away the receiver in Korz.
Which makes it a lot like Philip K. Dick's "Faith of Our Fathers" (Dangerous Visions, 1967). The Party keeps everyone docile with hallucinogens, so everyone sees the same benign human Leader on TV. Tung Chien gets an anti-hallucinogen from a street vendor and sees what the Leader actually is, and it isn't a man. The reversal is that the shared view was the drugged one, and when he meets the underground, it turns out that each of them saw something different.
There's no single true form, just what each viewer brings. Single dispatch is the stuff in the water: it makes everybody see the same objects. Korz is the antidote, and what an object looks like depends on the coordinates you're looking from. In Dick's afterword he quotes John Scotus Erigena, from AD 840: "We do not know what God is. God Himself does not know what He is because He is not anything." A Korz object isn't anything either, until a context gathers its slots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_of_Our_Fathers_(short_st...
That's also why you don't need things like the Visitor pattern, which is a kludge for the fact that you can only dispatch on one parameter. Multiple dispatch is something some object systems support, like Common Lisp's CLOS and its MOP, but Korz takes it all the way and has no special case for self/this/rcvr.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_dispatch
The Finest Object System You've Never Heard Of: "The Common Lisp Object System is the finest object system in existence, and I bet you've never even heard of it."
https://mendhekar.medium.com/the-finest-object-system-youve-...
Why would you want multiple dispatch? The Margolus neighborhood for block cellular automata is a great example. Rules apply to all four rotations of a block of four cells, so the neighborhood is Center, Clockwise, CounterClockwise, and Opposite, instead of just one self. You can write elegant, concise rules that way, and the compiler can produce efficient code or lookup tables.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Block_cellular_automaton
I've had success applying the ideas from Self to a file system based object system for LLM orchestrated simulations (moollm). Then David Ungar told me about Korz, which totally blew my mind and made me rethink a lot of things -- but it's beautifully backwards compatible with what I've been doing with Self.
Here are some notes on applying Korz to cellular automata (with neighborhood and time dimensions), and to adventure game parsers and simulators like Zork (with direct object, verb, indirect object, location, and player dimensions). David Ungar assured me Zork is only coincidentally an anagram of Korz, but it's too sweet a coincidence to pass up, because Korz is really useful for elegantly modeling that kind of stuff.
https://github.com/SimHacker/moollm/tree/main/designs/korz
Recently I've been thinking about how to apply Korz to LLM driven simulations, which I'm calling Korz' (Korz-Prime):
https://github.com/SimHacker/moollm/tree/main/designs/korz/k...
This is a great post, thanks. I've been following prototype systems since I first logged into lambdamoo in 91, and Self is an old intellectual muse of mine but this is the first time I'd seen Korz.
You might be interested in my lang/environment "mica" which attacks this same dimension of problems from a relational/datalog angle and then makes object/prototype identity hopefully emergent out of that: https://github.com/timbran-project/mica -- relational dispatch feels like a broadening of multiple dispatch.
I feel like I may have ended up at a similar place as Korz without realizing it. I will need to dig into this paper.
Speaking also of multiple dispatch and prototypes, there's also this paper from an old acquaintance: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~aldrich/courses/819/salzman-pmd.pdf which I used to find interesting (and built my first version of "mica" back then around the idea).
Crystal is a fast, compiled OOP language. It has static type inference with Ruby-style syntax. Ruby's OOP model took inspiration from Smalltalk.
https://crystal-lang.org/
This place being well-known now for the prohibition on "shallow dismissals", I think it'd be great if we brought back the rule against submissions that are merely "shallowly interesting" (which is frankly something that this, er... "performance"* doesn't even qualify as):
<https://hn.algolia.com/?q=%22shallowly+interesting%22>
* hard to read this characterization and see it as anything other than the product of unvarnished, I-want-to-believe (that Emperor is wearing magnificent robes) hero worship